Sykology

At work.

2011-03-19T19:32:00.000+05:30

Its been one helluva week. Mixed emotions. I was asked to answer a question that got me thinking. "Whats your experience of working with this team?" Now here i am, a jackass. I could answer this in 20 words, 50 words , 100 words or even write an essay on it. Blame the UPSC. I can add lot of raw facts, analysis and yeah god bless me even charts :). Jokes apart, the only thing that will influence the process of forming an "experience" is the people around you. I have been extremely lucky to say the least in my entire 4yrs of career so far, to have had the opportunity of working with amazing people. Some times i think, myself and elusive lady luck have been joined on hip like twins! And hmmm, yes i can never distinguish between the teams or rather my experiences between teams will be the same or i would be doing myself a great injustice of demeaning one over the other. Of course, the process may change, the amount of work, stress factors blah and blah change among teams but should i give a damn? after all profession is just a way of spending the not so productive part of your life! For me its been the same so far, few good men, few damsels, few dudes, few boozers and of course a villain or two in every team and the jokes, laughters, sadness, crisis in different shades. Life just moves on. Get hold of it.

Dont get too close

2011-02-26T13:37:00.000+05:30

Bachelors like us have got nothing much to do in spare time apart from getting busy in whatever comes in our way. I have been hanging out with the same bunch of guys since ages and keep doing the same monotonous things to spend the active part of every day life. And it so happened to me that i ended up being real close with them and vice-versa. Like hell, there comes a day in your life when all dear ones migrate, depart and then when it so happens you have no option but to be depressed. Of course there is a way out by socializing with new kinds of people, getting busy in new things or seriously pursuing what you hate doing. But then damage has been done. So dont get too close! Friendship is all about JUST staying in touch.

Hmmm.

2010-11-26T22:29:00.000+05:30

Came across a quote which had me thinking for quite sometime. The smoke added fuel to it. "Everyone is born unique, then why die as copies." This has been one of the best thing i have ever read. Now i am determined enough to live as i wish, scrap the "regards" for society. I believe the dynamically changing society has a place and strength to accept every type of human.

And, I am wrong again

2010-01-29T15:11:00.000+05:30

All throughout my academics, i have been neglecting the social science, environmental studies for they were boring and were full of facts. If it wasnt for the pressure to excel in academics, i would not have mugged it up; forget about learning them. The sheer neglect of these will definitly make you sort of outcast. If it wasnt for the cultural enlightenment in eng college, i would probably have a tough time mingling with people. And today i feel how important the social sciences and humanitarian sciences are for the developement of us as citizens of the state. Hats off to all those people who are passionate about these subjects to the extent that they go ahead and educate the masses on the same. Not that they are dumb to be engineers, doctors etc. Humanitarian science needs IQ, analysis..etc and all those grey cells we need for science subjects but it also needs something more like emotions, understanding of human needs.

be yourself

2010-01-19T15:05:00.000+05:30

why cant you be just yourself? With half the people portraying themselves to be somebody else, its great to find people who are just themselves. Flaunt what you have got, not what you have acquired illegitimately to flaunt. World will be lot simpler then. If you are bad, stand by it. I dont give a damn about what you have got and how funky those things are.

No title, not worth it

2010-01-04T16:11:00.000+05:30

learnt it well. Ignorance is best form of defense, so is arrogance. anything in between is as gud as indian education system.

Keep Cribbing!

2009-08-06T14:41:00.000+05:30

This is excerpt of gtalk communication. I finally found one who was in sync with my thoughts!Not just in sync but he mattered most too.
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Risky is online.
me: lo why do ppl keep cribbing abt their job when they can be better off some where else
Risky: I was wonderibng the same!
me: :D
Risky: its our head which refuses to believe we are responsible for our sad state
find one guy who has met with accident who says it was my fault
except me, of course :)
me: exactly..if they cut salary, layoff some they start to crib
by jive they dont own business and running business is no dicks work
if business is not doing well whose fault is it!
Risky: :D
they compare themselves wid others and feel sad saying I cant have the same thing as the nxt guy but the truth is this cribbing guy is not good enough to be in his shoes
me: huh..man todays youth especially our age bracket are complete nuts!
i don get their funda at all
Risky: actually simple
they want everything tailormade for them
me: if u r expecting all gud things to happen, increment,bonus and other perks at regular intervals of ur life then u r definitely working in PORN business
Risky: many have had easy goings till now
ah porn is another story.wil talk abt it later
me: he he i know!
Risky: see these guys who we see around us
me: but m sick of hearing ppl say this is bad, they didnt do gud job and we are blamed and blah blah stuff. tats why american business house are better
Risky: were pampered by their parents
me: they fire when they want
definitly dude! agree with u
Risky: college life and other stuff was cool too- the worst nightmare they might hav had would be a girl/guy leavin them or flunkin in a subject. even the jobs- placements were easy
they never fought for anything everything was giftwrapped til now and the real world gives bareknuckled punches- and nothing else
they cant stand it- and hence blame everything else except their incompetence
:D
me: yep..wat u said applies to me too
m the most pampered!
Risky: you dont complaint abt work
*you
me: but atleast u need to do some self introspection before talking bullshit
Risky: I dont think so- about the imcometence part, donno abt the pampered one:)
yes
me: he he..hear from me m more pampered :)
Risky: lot of ppl in tcs- my collegues complained abt wrk all the time
I usd to suggest if you dont like the wrk- get out
me: exactly!!
i keep telling the same
Risky: thet went on abt getting 'tricked' into signing a bond
me: and evryday they crib. Bull..were u so dumb to sign the bond eh!
Risky: yup
I said it aloud one day- that I dont want to work and got out in a week ,these ppl were looking at me as if I was one a$$hole.
paid the bond and other stuff
me: tats wat happens dude. my thoughts are in sync with wat mindtree management thinks so i never have a prob
Risky: I said I was stupid enough to sign it- and thats why I am payin it
me: but i get labelled the dumb guy coz of it.
hehehe
bravo!
Risky: cheers dood
in the same boat :D
me: yep! but seriously i never thot the % of such guys was so huge!
almost 60% in an organisation
Risky: think thats way too less ;)
me: dont wanna belive such reality
Risky: one old post of mine- when I was frustrated by these kind of guys http://theataractic.blogspot.com/2008/07/on-job.html
me: it pisses me off to work with such ppk
*ppl
Risky: I found a better option
me: well m deserting them too
Risky: keep encouraging them to keep cribbing
me: haha
:)
genius macha!!
the nexts eth godin!
*seth
Risky: free entertainment dood
show sympathy all the time
"yes, its so sad you are the loser"
:D
me: he he he. man m literally laughing!
Risky: me too :)
me: m wondering what PM mite be going throu listening to such things from all employees
sad fellow..now he has my respects!
Risky: PMs belong to the same line too
me: they too crib like all humans do
but definitely with a difference
Risky: not difference- but definitely more tolerance
thick skin
me: yeah tats the diff i was talking abt
:)
Risky: very few people in our country can be termed 'ones with difference'
I ws talking about people who matter :). I dont want to die like these, among these people
thats the only motivation I have
me: same here man!
Risky: and I think it is quite enough :)
chalo enadru madava hangadre
me: theres helluva lot of things to do in life
yeah!modlu dum hodidu
amele maduva :P
Risky: :D
ok fag break then
me: sure!

Addiction list for June 2009!

2009-07-14T21:53:00.000+05:30

here goes the list:
1. KFC Zing Kong Box
2. McDonalds Nuggets
3. MJ's Thriller, Black or White, Dangerous- dunno how i ended up with this!
4. Seth Godin's Blogs - i just cant wait to read his latest
5. Hangout's in Bangalore- specially in evenings. The weather was better this time

Greatness Achieved in 2000 crores?

2009-07-14T21:35:00.001+05:30

Well this one is dedicated to Mayawati for instating her own chain of statues as a sign of her own "greatness". Mr Mallya hopelessly fails in this task. To have ordered the creation of countless statues and to have placed it just besides Dr Ambedkar tat too pre-posthumously (oops!) is one uphill task!! This definitely shows her "greatness" in arm twisiting public adminstration officials and enforcing her monarchy(gotta believe the news this time). Reaching the post of CM is no mean job, tat too for a dalit women in notoriously populated UP. But will she force ppl to remember her by such means? Adulating her is out of question as far as i am concerned. The action definitely speaks for itself. Just a passing thought, the crow might shit on the statue too.

Addicton list for May 2009! :)

2009-05-29T09:31:00.000+05:30

1. IPL - this gave me sleepless nites. ended in major disappointment though
2.Facebook - IPL and facebook go hand in hand :). not to forget jackass quizzes
3.Milds - back to it! cant help
4.Prison break - can watch it online!
5.Pink Floyd - need to start ma day with the song "Breathe"

of course special mention to "Internet" :D

Well I am screwing the Earth

2009-04-17T09:18:00.000+05:30

Realised that spamming (which is fav pastime) is establishing itself as the major polluter of environment. As per latest TOI(god,y do i read this news paper..huh) news, about 17 million tons of C02 is released to environment by spamming alone. Wondering how? the amount of electricity that needs to be generated, emission by our PCs etc etc formt he part of this reason. Adding to the woes, the spamming has increased by 192%!!

Miscellanous

2009-04-14T22:35:00.000+05:30

Rajnath singh says we will send indian army to pak to clear the terrorism.
i say r u the supreme commander singh ji?

Advani says disarray in UPA shows congress failure to maintain alliance.
i say advanji how come they have survived for 5 yrs?

Modi says congress is budiya party
i say BJP is not young either

Priyanka says congress is young
i say madam, modi is talking abt congress party's age not urs!

Modi says ok congress is gudiya party
i say wtf!

Ananth Kumar Hegde,BJP Kanartaka supremo says Beware Muslims
i ask ..well no use this fella is ..

Sanjay dutt(phew!) says we must build ram temple!
i well chuckle..good job EC!!

Varun Gandhi says something about hindu- muslims
i say eee Varun Gandhi alla..sakkath poli

Capt Gopinath enters BMTC and campaigns
i say u are too modest to survive this hell saar

Kumarswamy(Ex-Cm,Karnataka) says i will go to bellary and investigate corruption in mining
i say..dude how come all ur relatives own a land?

Third front says vote for us
i well chuckle again..Venkaiah Naidu says its a parking lot! LOL

JD(S) says we will win
i say yeah not in this century

Bangarappa says i will join congress
i say yappa be at home saar!

Krishna Byre Gowda comes home and says i cleaned the mother of all drains, i am educated at washington DC, 3 times MLA blah blah
i am stunned and say sorry i am not a registered voter

Jaagore.com says vote nahi kar rahe ho toh so rahe ho
i say kisko bey? tere ku?

PS: Rakhi sawant says Swayamwara!! well ..!.,

Stupidity at its best!

2009-04-01T08:55:00.000+05:30

Cant stop laughing!! I am shocked to see the heights of stupidity reach the altar. Well the much "beloved" and "scholaristic" President of Afghanistan Mr Hamid Karzai who says he is in awe of Gandhi, has passed the bill to legalize rape along with other acts of stupidity and horrenous crimes in minority Shia community !! Wish he was a Shia! Then afghani homosexuals wud have taught him a lesson. I should really be happy to see that our own politicians are much better than this fella. May be get myself a voters card and cast my vote in next election.

Lets Meet - well, think before..

2009-03-26T09:06:00.001+05:30

Two things i learnt in a hard way :
1. If you are supposed to meet someone or group and the meeting place is near your den then leave after someone reaches the place!
2. Well, if the meeting place is somewhere far enough, then leave your den when others are already nearing it!
This surely saves you lot of frustrations specially for ppl who are egoistic.

Well..a passing thought

2009-03-11T15:09:00.000+05:30

If ash or aishwarya rai Bhachan is gud enuf to get a PADMA SHRI ..and then adds abhi is real PADMA SHRI and I am SHRIMATI, why doesnt our government initiate an award called PADMA SHRIMATI? this would do justice to her! Well m yet to figure it out what has she done to the nation in terms of ...well art atleast..pls dont say she is shabana azmi or madhubala of indian cinema!

A times of India initiative!

2009-03-04T10:26:00.000+05:30

1. Teach India – well this is one of the best program ever conducted..good concept,good marketing and of course ppl did connect themselves with this
2.Lead India – Well the first season (blame me for watching house,dexter blah blah ) went well.. but the winner is still dormant. After much ballyhoos ,it’s a dud. Anyways still keeping my fingers crossed and wishing him luck!
3.Prayer for your Exam – wtf! I still and never will understand this marketing gimmick! This TOI initiative says “ Dear Student, you have been studying hard for ur exams and now u have a prayer to make.. call us on blah blah between 10 and 7pm and that and record ur prayer in 15 words…blah blah with ur name and blah blah..God bless you and we will publish!” I will rank this as the best nonsense I have ever seen as a consumer!

Shantaram - Hyped!

2009-02-26T09:09:00.000+05:30

- I wasn’t aware of its release, didn’t even know abt its success but the brief about the story on its cover surely caught my attention! One helluva read, if u are looking at testing your patience then try it out. The philosophy is awesome, I mean hard fact and bitter pill to digest. As far as story is concerned, if u r looking for a timepass or after a hard day at work, for some rejuvenation then pls avoid! However the description of Bombay (now Mumbai) is wonderful. You can learn a lot about the city coz time and tide doesn’t affect Bombay. Only thing that makes you read it is the autobiography has a serial killer who will be revealed at the end. I doubt if any man can experience so many things in his life to write an autobio of 900 odd pages!! If we go by the author who says he can remember all the dialogues or monologues of his life then..welll….

Occupation Kills

2009-01-21T11:39:00.000+05:30

“Occupation kills” – I had the pleasure of watching a documentary about the Israel and Palestine conflict. It surely beat the hell out of me. It’s really tough to believe that human mind can go to such an extent as to be termed CRUEL. The documentary starts with a mom explaining the situation of their kids. One woman goes on to say this “The kids always think of staying at home. They are too afraid to go to the school which is in the next building; because they feel when they come back I and their daddy would be dead!” The director shifts focus to her daughter who is just 6 yrs old but asks questions which makes me dumb - “I can’t even wear the sunglass which my dad gifted me and walk in sun for few mins, I can’t even wear the bangles and necklaces which my mom gifted me last year and all my clothes stink of GAS! I can only breathe GAS everywhere! Why are they spoiling my new clothes by bombing? Everything smells of GAS”.

I was in fact shocked to hear the statistics. The US has well established itself for “sanction”. It’s really disgusting to observe that the amount of aid that goes out of America to 190 countries totals 62.5 billion dollars every year, whereas the amount received by Israel is 62 billion dollars! There are hardly 5 million Jews in Israel and they get the most. This further leads to the figure of 3 million dollars per day to Israel. Further strengthening the ties between two countries is the American Pro-Israelic Council that contributes enormous amount in name of Christianity, but at the ground zero its barbarism to the core. We all know US is one egoist son of a bitch! But, what about the Jews?

I seriously like Adolf Hitler than this bloody Jew. Why would the Israelis destroy 14000 homes of Palestinians in middle of the night? By Jove it killed so many harmless and innocent kids, disabled and old people who wouldn’t even know how to hold a rifle. It’s really sickening to see the rubbles in documentary and come to conclusion for yourselves than learn something from reading the news. During one such “uprising”, says an old Palestinian “the Israeli army came at night with tanks and guns. The commander asked us to get dressed and vacate our homes. I came out of the door only to find the sniper’s bullet hit my palm. I collapsed. I am 83 yrs old and couldn’t get up. The commander came near me and kicked my groin. He said “get up you oldie!” I told him I was hurt and old to get up. He aimed his rifle at my ankle and fired. I don’t know where to go! Please suggest me a place to go and fend for myself.” After listening to his words only thing that lingers in my mind is the thought that earth is most stupid and the humans are the cruellest creatures in this entire universe. No doubt about it.

There are basically two types of Jews who came to Palestine explains Noam Chomsky “the one group of settlers are those who feel that Palestine is their holy land since the book mentions so and other than them no one have any right to occupy it. The other group of Jews are those who were promised extravagant lands and sums by the government so that they would live in Palestine. This made the influx of Jews into Palestine to double every 5 yrs. This accompanied with the barbaric torture and killing of Palestinians by the Israeli armed forces reduced the Palestinian population to mere 4 million from 7.5 million in 1950s while the Israeli population jumped to 9 million in just 2 decades. “

The other facts are more disgusting! Israel is the only country to have violated each and every treaty or law enforced by UN Security council on many instances and US has vetoed more than 40 times to save Israel from getting charged in UN court of law! Adding to this, Israel has 400 tanks and millions of weapons when Palestine has only ZERO tank and the Hamas have to steal the weapons from Israelis! Of course US have branded Hamas as terrorist organisation!

At the end, an Israeli social worker says “We have evolved to be human now! Some of our soldiers have refused to serve in this uprising; even some of the army officers supply weapons to Palestinians to defend themselves. We have strengthened our campaign to provide water supply and food to Palestinians”. I am genuinely surprised to find an Israeli organisation called “Organisation against Home Demolition”!

A question still lingers in my mind! Are Israelis human? Why would Jews being the purest breed of Christians amount to such acts of extreme barbarism in name of GOD when Christianity is least fundamental (in fact liberal) compared to other religions on earth?

I am forever indebted to the writers and directors of this documentary for creating such a wonderful thing amidst high risk! The only thing that spoiled my mood at the end of the show was a group discussion initiated by the organisers discussing this issue as if it was happening in neighbouring area and they could approach municipal council about it! Far more worse is when someone stands up and says “We as Indians have to do something about it! We are secular and peace loving nation. We should force our govt to take initiatives and help them”. Huh! A dumb ending to intelligent play!

Luxury Vs Vulgarity

2008-11-21T10:40:00.000+05:30

"..luxury is something.Before branding ppl as luxurious better think twice! Ppl who live in luxury never think before spending. they buy what they want, live the way they want without giving a damn to wat ppl think abt them. of course they are social. for ex: saddam hussein ( Me
thinking:chuckled), godrej ( Me:yup they are nuts. they are descendants of calvin klein + gabbana) , Vijay Mallya ( Me: good one!) .. blah blah.they have enuf wealth to last for 3 generations. And importantly they dont show off.."

" what they dont show off? (Me: hey dumbo they dont show off man. its their way of life) "

" Yup they wont show off. its just their way of life (Me: Bulls eye). When they have millions and millions , their standard of living too is at the altar.."

"But.. (Me: whose mine or urs? wily laugh) what abt pakkad mane?"

"He he he ( Me: he is total nuts) ! U mean these neighbours also have a luxurious way of life? please explain..(Me: confused.)"

" but..(Me:again! mine or urs?) pa.. they have a 42 inch TV! washing machine, blah blah (Me: hey idiot shut up man!)"

" U call this luxury? U call a man who sits in indian style on a french toilet , buys the things at discounted sale , has cheap but funky furnitures around Luxurious? No son , its sheer Vulgarity ( Me: wow!, son:Looks at Me,with a smile in his eyes , both acknowledge!) U call him "Vulgar". Thats wat we are. Not jus me and u most of the indians! We only buy 42 inch TV becz we need the news to be spread to whole mohallah that we have one... This started with Nehru..Will tell you the story later on. But now remember for the rest of your life the terms "Luxury" , "Vulgarity" and the Difference between the two..."

" Hey stop lecturing around! (Me: Poor chap, Son: ha ha ha..m relieved wasnt made a scape goat again! better keep my mouth shut next time , Dad: Why does she always interrupt!) time for dinner..)

PS: Me: Interesting but controversial topic! But who cares this is a fact to some extent.

I don care!

2008-11-09T15:29:00.000+05:30

too much ballyhoos and hooplah for obama. i dont understand wy ppl make him look like ruler of the world when he is just a puppet with strings of barbed wires attached to him! "Change has come to America" is wat he says. I feel everything has been manipulated by his party right from economic crisis to foreign relations so thta the world stops for some time and notices him. Then he starts the preplanned reforms which will obviously show some results and ppl will grant him( if not him his party) another term in that white shit Hole. Watever i don give a fcuk.
The media has gone "to next level" - tats wat many jounalist say , but i feel the "level" means its appropriate to send them to mental asylum. Watch the "Network" - a 1976 movie that won 4 oscars for some sane advice. Watch it in rite frame of mind and not for just time pass.

Life in Metro (i mean PG !!)

2008-08-04T15:04:00.000+05:30

Hmmm..on bench! so wat do u expect me to do? fed up of drinking innumerable cups of tea at my desk as well as at cafetria, equally bored of fwding mails and having mindless and senseless discussion on the topics which doesnt even help me in any way except waste my time.so jus thought of writing something on a topic on which ppl havent written so far.with plethora of bloggers being at loggerheads with each other trying to get their visitors counter running like the meter of a petrol pump (jus before hike in rates is abt to be affected), its too difficult to find a topic ...anyways thought of writing something and here is go..

IN (PG)
- ur atm ( i mean dad) doling out never incrementing sum of money evry month end for ur "needs".
- half of it spent on necessary items like booze and fags and occasionaly toothpaste and soaps. why bother to buy one when u can share it wit roomie. u will save half and can buy more fags though!
- u wash ur clothes once a week(i mean a disciplined guy) else its once a month! laundry? nope coz the guy who owns laundry will have tough time breathing in his shop with stacks of stinking clothes! along with sweat, it has a nice blend of spilled beer, whisky, axe effect, park avenue, baygon,national market deo, kr market deo and so on
- don bother to think of inner wear.. it has all the colors of rainbow on it - the morgue is better than our room. atleast they neatly arrange the dead bodies!
- u have a bike.. but no cash to fill it up. how the heck can u if u get 5k per month? (courtesy: my roomies)
- the no of bottles and cig packs is more than ur books and clothes. u neatly arrange the bottles like a "bar". however its empty.
- bedsheets? u sleep on it and do watever u want till they tear apart or u may send it to laundry if ur mom calls up and asks u to do so ( how the heck she knows?). by that time it weighs double and the mechanics clothes looks cleaner than it. its time to buy another. but wy bother again! u have a bed , so u try to tear it apart too!
- the maid (believe me its always maid in pgs meant to be for guys. i dunno the reason) dies of suffocation every time she comes to clean the rooms. the worst part is u will be lectured at even by her. u will be named from pig (in case ur least dirty) to aids patient(extremely dirty)!
- the footwear! no i wont elaborate on it. mine stinks more than hell sometimes.
- the common bathroom? its a zinc sheet shack sumtimes or probably 3*3 room with a record of being flooded by u knw wat for 300 days a year. Maid? he he she never enters it even to commit suicide!
- its a privilege and a curse to have a common tv room! privilege- u can watch sports,ftv and of course religious channels i think its sansar channel! curse - max fights are for the tv with aiyars on one side, iyers on another and we gowdas,nayaks,naiks on another.it gets worse when bengalis,biharis and marwaris are involved. finally the casualty is remote control! so u get frustrated of pressing the buttons of tv every time. the buttons curse while the remote enjoys the show. no doubt the remote is bandaged like egyptian mummy. who the hell buys batteries?

AROUND(PG)
- the tea shop, bakery, bar, hotel, mess rake in moolahs with the bakery earning the highest closely followed by bar or wine shop. bakery owner iseven eager to lend money ..th loans amount to 40k!
- the neighbouring houses always use three layers of curtains for each and every window including the exhaust and ventilator!
- the parents of a cute chick(if any) have high bp , diabetes and al sorts os stress related ailments worrying abt the daughter!
- the nearest dustbin on the street will have a pack of stray dogs furiously ripping off the plastic bags once a month in search of something. though they are disappointed on finding only bottles and milds, kings,small etc.
- the pg has the highest visits from hoysalas! petty steals to complaints from neighbours of guys dancing half naked in balcony at nite.

of course i can add a lot..but now asked to join a new project!! [:P]

TOI Says Sleaze

2008-03-28T10:36:00.000+05:30

Khushwanth Singh!! it surely rings a bell..no doubt we all remember him for all the adult stuff(very minimal)he published in Illustrated weekly a weekly issue of Bennet and Colemann papers. It was he who introduced this concept of writing abt english madams or memsahibs as they wer called.at that time it was a taboo to talk abt sex forget publishing!!he was bullied, laid, beaten and insulted by the very ppl who subscribed illustrated weekly!! its hard accepted fact thatthese ppl secretly admired his editorials and he went on to double,triple the no of readers during his reign as editor.then came the politics!!! i m not sure whom he supported during emergency...but ma dilapidated memory(blame this IT industry)says he pledged his support to indira..watever it proved too costly for him..he did lose his job eventually. in short he wasshown the door ...ungraceful exit for a man of his stature!! guys jus get a hold of books publishing his editorials!!! believe meit rocks.And to all the PJ fans he coined th term, it was called PHLAT Joke . Hats off to u Mr Singh!!

So wat i plan to imply?? Therez too much sleaze!! the very concept of publishing these gossips , snaps of actress,fashion etc that we see in todays toiwas actually introduced during his reign..but wer have we reached now!! its high time the present editors take a note of the fact that even kids of 7-8th std have been bored of the toi news. strangely m yet to figure out that ...wat has ours PCs budget thing got to do with the prono stuff?? i was and m still disgusted to see that every page iof general budget coverage had some skimpliy clad cartoons(obviously femme) and news on silicon,bi**** and t*&^%$ !!! wat was the intention of the editor?? is he taking us for a ride?go on publishing the brutal crimes against women that and this ..wen they r the ones who try to use as much adult stuff as possiblefor every type of news!! Come on give us and the news makers a break!!i think a large percentage of readers don evn bother to go thru the stuff lik this actress had fever,he went to market,they visited this street and that..if this goes on ...we may have to read news lik these page3 guys went to loo yesterday!!! may be on front page..

N editorial section?? I have given up reading it..May be Swaminomics on sunday sounds interesting!! but Jug Suraiya? Shobha De? N one more lady with alex jokes at the end ..these never change. same style similar topics!! maybe our african goobe shud be given some space!! he writes well. it surely boosts the sale too :). I wud prefer T J S George, Swapan Dasgupta or sometimes Shekhars too. They surely knw where n when to write what!!

N lastly u can mix sleaze with drinks..never with sports or politics!!!

TODAY

2008-02-09T11:58:00.000+05:30

woke up feeling disgusted with the "boss" for making me come to office today..Common!! its saturday and half the so called IT professionals are asleep..huh..the feeling vanishes the moment i come out of ma room..Wow!! the air smells of musk and its ...its...raining!!! Phew!! Had been missing the rain for so long and here it comes like a boon..Man..i seriously wanna go for trek rite now (ma co-trekkers wud definitely agree)..but cant..is this the way i wanna live??..forget it..get set to go to office..aunt doesn say a thing..hog idlis like hell and m off to the stop wher the cab shud have been waiting for me..

wherz the cab?? huh..holy shit!! i don even have the numbers of driver or the co-passengers..and surprisingly i don find any other MT minds!! Lets wait for sumtime..the cab may be stuck in sum traffic and wen it rains in bangalore the heaven breaks loose..i wait feeling the virgin rain drops striking me..wonderful!! An idea hits this withering lemon tree and..lifts ma mood.. i put on the song in ma cell..(now i knw y u need a mp3 player in ur cell!!)..

"i walk a lonely road..
the only one that i ever knw..
dunno wher it goes..
its home to me and i walk alone....."

it has a strange feeling on me..th time is 7.55am..need to be in cubicle by 9am..the distance is 6-7km..cant i jus walk?? now i feel proud of maself..the only thing i am aware of is ma strength!!..yeah lets get going..i start walking..i have been treading the same route since 15th oct..roughly sum 3 mnths and i have never noticed so many things!! man this route rocks!! the ppl are still busy doing the usual stuffs..huh!! cant they even stop awhile and acknowledge the rain(if not enjoy it) ..Suddenly the memories of all the treks i had been to in monsoon come alive..NOSTALGIC..nothing else..time is 8.30..m yet to cover half the distance..let the "boss" and his slaves go to hell..i seriously don care.

"Summer has com and passed..
the innocent can never last..
wake me up when september ends..
like ma fathers come to pass..
seven years has gone so fast..
wake me up wen september ends..
here comes the RAIN again..
falling from the skies(or stars??)..
drenched in ma PAIN again...
becoming who we are....."

the GreenDay rocks for sure..thanks maan for pleasure!! walk..walk ..walk..stop..stare..lite up..inhale..smile..smirk..walk..walk..reach the office now..m thinking of tough hectic day ahead..so many backlogs!! need to prepare so many documents(wat for??)..reach ma cubicle..have u ever laughed out loud in workplace?? i laugh lik hell..m the only living creature in this whole goddamn floor..m loving my team now for taking a day off !! ha ha ha..

Anyway work has to be done..start doing it. times 11.30am..wanna take a break..open gtalk to inform the folks for tea..but everyone offline!! now i realised..the "folks" arent here..left to maself..have been wondering will these housekeeping guys ever smile..m amazed to see them shed there pink striped uniform and get into party mood..these guys have lotsa fun in cafeteria!! the guy who pours tea and brings till ma seat is a sport!! smash..smash..serve..gr8 TT player..they have a bet..he wants to beat the guy from coffee day 3-0 game..smile again!! And some bunch out ther discussing abt opp sex..smirk again..Order a cup-noodles..."saar yaw flavour beku??" asks the guy in the shop.."yawdo ond kodi saar..bisi irbeku aste".."saar inta climate alli omelette tagoli..".."beda guru cup-noodles kodi"..Wow!! its steaming hot and i stand in rain and .....wat else?? jus HOG.. the only day i honestly loved ma office is TODAY.

The Chemical Kid !

2008-02-01T13:47:00.000+05:30

Believe me..its pure TZP effect!!! i thot the film was made for ppl of all ages except those under 16yrs..got it wrong again..each and every bugger has proved me wrong. So be it. The only thing we DEVELOPERS look forward to after a busy day( i.e tired of taking too many Micro-breaks,ur hand and wrist ache lik hell cause of ever increasing typing speed..blame the gtalk!!) is come home and switch ON the tv and watch till u feel asleep..

How many of u wud like to have a lesson in chemistry once u reach home?? "Wat!! R u kidding??" wud be the reply..N i ain kidding moms..I come home after the so called "busy day" only to find ma little cousin staring at the cover page of "Let Us C++". I make a stirring sound to let him knw of ma presence..he continues to stare ..lost in his own world..i stir again..not even the hair on his eyebrow move! "Hi bro, how was the skool?" he gives me a cold stare..Alpacino is dead meat so is his "Godfather" ( all sequels) . I carry on with ma work..(wat work does a couch potato have at home?) ..."Bro, C is symbol for Carbon. Its valency is +2 (he mite have said -2 also..don remember) ..do they represent carbon as C++ now?" Bingo!! now i realise y he was giving me all those "U piece of shit!!" look wen i tried to talk to him..M dumbstruck. Can u answer him?? I jus blabber some crap saying its a language n stuff..he isn convinced!! (nor i am!!)

Ma aunt gets me a bowl of grapes..i starting hogging it. "Bro, u r eating tartaric and malenic acid!!" i vomit!! I ask him from wer did he get these blah-blah acids. I find it difficult to get a coupla sleeping pills these days..the doctor is the Mafia Don and the pharmacist is his circuit (assistant)..Don nods his head i get pills else its short-circuit ..With so much brooding over teenagers shudn get deadly medicines without consent and all..i wonder how the kid got hold of the acids!! "Are u trying to kill me kid?" "U Nutter!! Nut of the Nuts!! grape contains it..huh!!" now now..i feel lik kicking him black n blue. "Bro-Nut, (its ma new name..courtesy ma kiddie bro) wen human body is burnt or decomposes it releases phosporus and he writes an eqn

Humanbody + bacteria--> Phosporus + bacteria..

should i commit suicide?? after reading the eqn i feel like living for some more time!! "listen Bro-Nut..phosporus is fertiliser." Aunt ranks the calling bell till ma brain generates 10Watts power..
this calling bell should have been used by the cops to beat the shit out of criminals.

Wow!! dahi- vada!! its mungaru-male in ma mouth and jog falls in full bloom..i planning to have 5-6 vadas atleast.." MOM!! y do u feed me lactic acid everyday?" " I am ur SON!!" here goes ma bro again..ma aunt is aware of his flare for messing everything with chemistry.."shut up n eat!!" he makes a face(the one lik scarface) and eats..m happy!! I hog lik pig and m back in bed with this C++ book..need to clear the ass-e(a)ss-ment else m broke..companys policy!! He too comes n sits besides me ..he is writing page after page with both the eyebrows kissing each other and the sparks fly apart due to friction..i open a page with full of ungrammatical english,(),//,*/,{}, meaningless words ..and so on. fall sleep very soon dreaming of cuddling jessica alba..

The electric shock!!! and m awake cursing him to hell.."Bro-Nut, H + O2 -> H2O.. but how to get hydrogen peroxide?? " i have to blame ma aunt for letting him knw i scored 99 in chemistry..wat th hell!! tat was sum 7 yrs ago..huh..jessica alba shows her finger and goes away with the next guy waiting in the queue or stack or dequeue..watever!! i rack ma brains to get the formulae for peroxide..H2O2 says the rusted search engine..now how the hell i remember the process to prepare it? huh..i crank the engine..it says FO and mind ur business.."Bro..i will google and letya knw 2mrw da...lemme sleep!" .."King of the Nuts!! its simble!! 2H + 2O2--> H2O2+.."
i commit suicide..