Life in Metro (i mean PG !!)

Hmmm..on bench! so wat do u expect me to do? fed up of drinking innumerable cups of tea at my desk as well as at cafetria, equally bored of fwding mails and having mindless and senseless discussion on the topics which doesnt even help me in any way except waste my time.so jus thought of writing something on a topic on which ppl havent written so far.with plethora of bloggers being at loggerheads with each other trying to get their visitors counter running like the meter of a petrol pump (jus before hike in rates is abt to be affected), its too difficult to find a topic ...anyways thought of writing something and here is go..


IN (PG)
- ur atm ( i mean dad) doling out never incrementing sum of money evry month end for ur "needs".
- half of it spent on necessary items like booze and fags and occasionaly toothpaste and soaps. why bother to buy one when u can share it wit roomie. u will save half and can buy more fags though!
- u wash ur clothes once a week(i mean a disciplined guy) else its once a month! laundry? nope coz the guy who owns laundry will have tough time breathing in his shop with stacks of stinking clothes! along with sweat, it has a nice blend of spilled beer, whisky, axe effect, park avenue, baygon,national market deo, kr market deo and so on
- don bother to think of inner wear.. it has all the colors of rainbow on it - the morgue is better than our room. atleast they neatly arrange the dead bodies!
- u have a bike.. but no cash to fill it up. how the heck can u if u get 5k per month? (courtesy: my roomies)
- the no of bottles and cig packs is more than ur books and clothes. u neatly arrange the bottles like a "bar". however its empty.
- bedsheets? u sleep on it and do watever u want till they tear apart or u may send it to laundry if ur mom calls up and asks u to do so ( how the heck she knows?). by that time it weighs double and the mechanics clothes looks cleaner than it. its time to buy another. but wy bother again! u have a bed , so u try to tear it apart too!
- the maid (believe me its always maid in pgs meant to be for guys. i dunno the reason) dies of suffocation every time she comes to clean the rooms. the worst part is u will be lectured at even by her. u will be named from pig (in case ur least dirty) to aids patient(extremely dirty)!
- the footwear! no i wont elaborate on it. mine stinks more than hell sometimes.
- the common bathroom? its a zinc sheet shack sumtimes or probably 3*3 room with a record of being flooded by u knw wat for 300 days a year. Maid? he he she never enters it even to commit suicide!
- its a privilege and a curse to have a common tv room! privilege- u can watch sports,ftv and of course religious channels i think its sansar channel! curse - max fights are for the tv with aiyars on one side, iyers on another and we gowdas,nayaks,naiks on another.it gets worse when bengalis,biharis and marwaris are involved. finally the casualty is remote control! so u get frustrated of pressing the buttons of tv every time. the buttons curse while the remote enjoys the show. no doubt the remote is bandaged like egyptian mummy. who the hell buys batteries?


AROUND(PG)
- the tea shop, bakery, bar, hotel, mess rake in moolahs with the bakery earning the highest closely followed by bar or wine shop. bakery owner iseven eager to lend money ..th loans amount to 40k!
- the neighbouring houses always use three layers of curtains for each and every window including the exhaust and ventilator!
- the parents of a cute chick(if any) have high bp , diabetes and al sorts os stress related ailments worrying abt the daughter!
- the nearest dustbin on the street will have a pack of stray dogs furiously ripping off the plastic bags once a month in search of something. though they are disappointed on finding only bottles and milds, kings,small etc.
- the pg has the highest visits from hoysalas! petty steals to complaints from neighbours of guys dancing half naked in balcony at nite.

of course i can add a lot..but now asked to join a new project!! [:P]