Well I am screwing the Earth

Realised that spamming (which is fav pastime) is establishing itself as the major polluter of environment. As per latest TOI(god,y do i read this news paper..huh) news, about 17 million tons of C02 is released to environment by spamming alone. Wondering how? the amount of electricity that needs to be generated, emission by our PCs etc etc formt he part of this reason. Adding to the woes, the spamming has increased by 192%!!

Miscellanous

Rajnath singh says we will send indian army to pak to clear the terrorism.
i say r u the supreme commander singh ji?

Advani says disarray in UPA shows congress failure to maintain alliance.
i say advanji how come they have survived for 5 yrs?

Modi says congress is budiya party
i say BJP is not young either

Priyanka says congress is young
i say madam, modi is talking abt congress party's age not urs!

Modi says ok congress is gudiya party
i say wtf!

Ananth Kumar Hegde,BJP Kanartaka supremo says Beware Muslims
i ask ..well no use this fella is ..

Sanjay dutt(phew!) says we must build ram temple!
i well chuckle..good job EC!!

Varun Gandhi says something about hindu- muslims
i say eee Varun Gandhi alla..sakkath poli

Capt Gopinath enters BMTC and campaigns
i say u are too modest to survive this hell saar

Kumarswamy(Ex-Cm,Karnataka) says i will go to bellary and investigate corruption in mining
i say..dude how come all ur relatives own a land?

Third front says vote for us
i well chuckle again..Venkaiah Naidu says its a parking lot! LOL

JD(S) says we will win
i say yeah not in this century

Bangarappa says i will join congress
i say yappa be at home saar!

Krishna Byre Gowda comes home and says i cleaned the mother of all drains, i am educated at washington DC, 3 times MLA blah blah
i am stunned and say sorry i am not a registered voter

Jaagore.com says vote nahi kar rahe ho toh so rahe ho
i say kisko bey? tere ku?

PS: Rakhi sawant says Swayamwara!! well ..!.,

Stupidity at its best!

Cant stop laughing!! I am shocked to see the heights of stupidity reach the altar. Well the much "beloved" and "scholaristic" President of Afghanistan Mr Hamid Karzai who says he is in awe of Gandhi, has passed the bill to legalize rape along with other acts of stupidity and horrenous crimes in minority Shia community !! Wish he was a Shia! Then afghani homosexuals wud have taught him a lesson. I should really be happy to see that our own politicians are much better than this fella. May be get myself a voters card and cast my vote in next election.