Keep Cribbing!

This is excerpt of gtalk communication. I finally found one who was in sync with my thoughts!Not just in sync but he mattered most too.
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Risky is online.
me: lo why do ppl keep cribbing abt their job when they can be better off some where else
Risky: I was wonderibng the same!
me: :D
Risky: its our head which refuses to believe we are responsible for our sad state
find one guy who has met with accident who says it was my fault
except me, of course :)
me: exactly..if they cut salary, layoff some they start to crib
by jive they dont own business and running business is no dicks work
if business is not doing well whose fault is it!
Risky: :D
they compare themselves wid others and feel sad saying I cant have the same thing as the nxt guy but the truth is this cribbing guy is not good enough to be in his shoes
me: huh..man todays youth especially our age bracket are complete nuts!
i don get their funda at all
Risky: actually simple
they want everything tailormade for them
me: if u r expecting all gud things to happen, increment,bonus and other perks at regular intervals of ur life then u r definitely working in PORN business
Risky: many have had easy goings till now
ah porn is another story.wil talk abt it later
me: he he i know!
Risky: see these guys who we see around us
me: but m sick of hearing ppl say this is bad, they didnt do gud job and we are blamed and blah blah stuff. tats why american business house are better
Risky: were pampered by their parents
me: they fire when they want
definitly dude! agree with u
Risky: college life and other stuff was cool too- the worst nightmare they might hav had would be a girl/guy leavin them or flunkin in a subject. even the jobs- placements were easy
they never fought for anything everything was giftwrapped til now and the real world gives bareknuckled punches- and nothing else
they cant stand it- and hence blame everything else except their incompetence
:D
me: yep..wat u said applies to me too
m the most pampered!
Risky: you dont complaint abt work
*you
me: but atleast u need to do some self introspection before talking bullshit
Risky: I dont think so- about the imcometence part, donno abt the pampered one:)
yes
me: he he..hear from me m more pampered :)
Risky: lot of ppl in tcs- my collegues complained abt wrk all the time
I usd to suggest if you dont like the wrk- get out
me: exactly!!
i keep telling the same
Risky: thet went on abt getting 'tricked' into signing a bond
me: and evryday they crib. Bull..were u so dumb to sign the bond eh!
Risky: yup
I said it aloud one day- that I dont want to work and got out in a week ,these ppl were looking at me as if I was one a$$hole.
paid the bond and other stuff
me: tats wat happens dude. my thoughts are in sync with wat mindtree management thinks so i never have a prob
Risky: I said I was stupid enough to sign it- and thats why I am payin it
me: but i get labelled the dumb guy coz of it.
hehehe
bravo!
Risky: cheers dood
in the same boat :D
me: yep! but seriously i never thot the % of such guys was so huge!
almost 60% in an organisation
Risky: think thats way too less ;)
me: dont wanna belive such reality
Risky: one old post of mine- when I was frustrated by these kind of guys http://theataractic.blogspot.com/2008/07/on-job.html
me: it pisses me off to work with such ppk
*ppl
Risky: I found a better option
me: well m deserting them too
Risky: keep encouraging them to keep cribbing
me: haha
:)
genius macha!!
the nexts eth godin!
*seth
Risky: free entertainment dood
show sympathy all the time
"yes, its so sad you are the loser"
:D
me: he he he. man m literally laughing!
Risky: me too :)
me: m wondering what PM mite be going throu listening to such things from all employees
sad fellow..now he has my respects!
Risky: PMs belong to the same line too
me: they too crib like all humans do
but definitely with a difference
Risky: not difference- but definitely more tolerance
thick skin
me: yeah tats the diff i was talking abt
:)
Risky: very few people in our country can be termed 'ones with difference'
I ws talking about people who matter :). I dont want to die like these, among these people
thats the only motivation I have
me: same here man!
Risky: and I think it is quite enough :)
chalo enadru madava hangadre
me: theres helluva lot of things to do in life
yeah!modlu dum hodidu
amele maduva :P
Risky: :D
ok fag break then
me: sure!

Addiction list for June 2009!

here goes the list:
1. KFC Zing Kong Box
2. McDonalds Nuggets
3. MJ's Thriller, Black or White, Dangerous- dunno how i ended up with this!
4. Seth Godin's Blogs - i just cant wait to read his latest
5. Hangout's in Bangalore- specially in evenings. The weather was better this time

Greatness Achieved in 2000 crores?

Well this one is dedicated to Mayawati for instating her own chain of statues as a sign of her own "greatness". Mr Mallya hopelessly fails in this task. To have ordered the creation of countless statues and to have placed it just besides Dr Ambedkar tat too pre-posthumously (oops!) is one uphill task!! This definitely shows her "greatness" in arm twisiting public adminstration officials and enforcing her monarchy(gotta believe the news this time). Reaching the post of CM is no mean job, tat too for a dalit women in notoriously populated UP. But will she force ppl to remember her by such means? Adulating her is out of question as far as i am concerned. The action definitely speaks for itself. Just a passing thought, the crow might shit on the statue too.

Addicton list for May 2009! :)

1. IPL - this gave me sleepless nites. ended in major disappointment though
2.Facebook - IPL and facebook go hand in hand :). not to forget jackass quizzes
3.Milds - back to it! cant help
4.Prison break - can watch it online!
5.Pink Floyd - need to start ma day with the song "Breathe"

of course special mention to "Internet" :D

Well I am screwing the Earth

Realised that spamming (which is fav pastime) is establishing itself as the major polluter of environment. As per latest TOI(god,y do i read this news paper..huh) news, about 17 million tons of C02 is released to environment by spamming alone. Wondering how? the amount of electricity that needs to be generated, emission by our PCs etc etc formt he part of this reason. Adding to the woes, the spamming has increased by 192%!!

Miscellanous

Rajnath singh says we will send indian army to pak to clear the terrorism.
i say r u the supreme commander singh ji?

Advani says disarray in UPA shows congress failure to maintain alliance.
i say advanji how come they have survived for 5 yrs?

Modi says congress is budiya party
i say BJP is not young either

Priyanka says congress is young
i say madam, modi is talking abt congress party's age not urs!

Modi says ok congress is gudiya party
i say wtf!

Ananth Kumar Hegde,BJP Kanartaka supremo says Beware Muslims
i ask ..well no use this fella is ..

Sanjay dutt(phew!) says we must build ram temple!
i well chuckle..good job EC!!

Varun Gandhi says something about hindu- muslims
i say eee Varun Gandhi alla..sakkath poli

Capt Gopinath enters BMTC and campaigns
i say u are too modest to survive this hell saar

Kumarswamy(Ex-Cm,Karnataka) says i will go to bellary and investigate corruption in mining
i say..dude how come all ur relatives own a land?

Third front says vote for us
i well chuckle again..Venkaiah Naidu says its a parking lot! LOL

JD(S) says we will win
i say yeah not in this century

Bangarappa says i will join congress
i say yappa be at home saar!

Krishna Byre Gowda comes home and says i cleaned the mother of all drains, i am educated at washington DC, 3 times MLA blah blah
i am stunned and say sorry i am not a registered voter

Jaagore.com says vote nahi kar rahe ho toh so rahe ho
i say kisko bey? tere ku?

PS: Rakhi sawant says Swayamwara!! well ..!.,

Stupidity at its best!

Cant stop laughing!! I am shocked to see the heights of stupidity reach the altar. Well the much "beloved" and "scholaristic" President of Afghanistan Mr Hamid Karzai who says he is in awe of Gandhi, has passed the bill to legalize rape along with other acts of stupidity and horrenous crimes in minority Shia community !! Wish he was a Shia! Then afghani homosexuals wud have taught him a lesson. I should really be happy to see that our own politicians are much better than this fella. May be get myself a voters card and cast my vote in next election.

Lets Meet - well, think before..

Two things i learnt in a hard way :
1. If you are supposed to meet someone or group and the meeting place is near your den then leave after someone reaches the place!
2. Well, if the meeting place is somewhere far enough, then leave your den when others are already nearing it!
This surely saves you lot of frustrations specially for ppl who are egoistic.

Well..a passing thought

If ash or aishwarya rai Bhachan is gud enuf to get a PADMA SHRI ..and then adds abhi is real PADMA SHRI and I am SHRIMATI, why doesnt our government initiate an award called PADMA SHRIMATI? this would do justice to her! Well m yet to figure it out what has she done to the nation in terms of ...well art atleast..pls dont say she is shabana azmi or madhubala of indian cinema!

A times of India initiative!

1. Teach India – well this is one of the best program ever conducted..good concept,good marketing and of course ppl did connect themselves with this
2.Lead India – Well the first season (blame me for watching house,dexter blah blah ) went well.. but the winner is still dormant. After much ballyhoos ,it’s a dud. Anyways still keeping my fingers crossed and wishing him luck!
3.Prayer for your Exam – wtf! I still and never will understand this marketing gimmick! This TOI initiative says “ Dear Student, you have been studying hard for ur exams and now u have a prayer to make.. call us on blah blah between 10 and 7pm and that and record ur prayer in 15 words…blah blah with ur name and blah blah..God bless you and we will publish!” I will rank this as the best nonsense I have ever seen as a consumer!

Shantaram - Hyped!

- I wasn’t aware of its release, didn’t even know abt its success but the brief about the story on its cover surely caught my attention! One helluva read, if u are looking at testing your patience then try it out. The philosophy is awesome, I mean hard fact and bitter pill to digest. As far as story is concerned, if u r looking for a timepass or after a hard day at work, for some rejuvenation then pls avoid! However the description of Bombay (now Mumbai) is wonderful. You can learn a lot about the city coz time and tide doesn’t affect Bombay. Only thing that makes you read it is the autobiography has a serial killer who will be revealed at the end. I doubt if any man can experience so many things in his life to write an autobio of 900 odd pages!! If we go by the author who says he can remember all the dialogues or monologues of his life then..welll….

Occupation Kills

“Occupation kills” – I had the pleasure of watching a documentary about the Israel and Palestine conflict. It surely beat the hell out of me. It’s really tough to believe that human mind can go to such an extent as to be termed CRUEL. The documentary starts with a mom explaining the situation of their kids. One woman goes on to say this “The kids always think of staying at home. They are too afraid to go to the school which is in the next building; because they feel when they come back I and their daddy would be dead!” The director shifts focus to her daughter who is just 6 yrs old but asks questions which makes me dumb - “I can’t even wear the sunglass which my dad gifted me and walk in sun for few mins, I can’t even wear the bangles and necklaces which my mom gifted me last year and all my clothes stink of GAS! I can only breathe GAS everywhere! Why are they spoiling my new clothes by bombing? Everything smells of GAS”.

I was in fact shocked to hear the statistics. The US has well established itself for “sanction”. It’s really disgusting to observe that the amount of aid that goes out of America to 190 countries totals 62.5 billion dollars every year, whereas the amount received by Israel is 62 billion dollars! There are hardly 5 million Jews in Israel and they get the most. This further leads to the figure of 3 million dollars per day to Israel. Further strengthening the ties between two countries is the American Pro-Israelic Council that contributes enormous amount in name of Christianity, but at the ground zero its barbarism to the core. We all know US is one egoist son of a bitch! But, what about the Jews?

I seriously like Adolf Hitler than this bloody Jew. Why would the Israelis destroy 14000 homes of Palestinians in middle of the night? By Jove it killed so many harmless and innocent kids, disabled and old people who wouldn’t even know how to hold a rifle. It’s really sickening to see the rubbles in documentary and come to conclusion for yourselves than learn something from reading the news. During one such “uprising”, says an old Palestinian “the Israeli army came at night with tanks and guns. The commander asked us to get dressed and vacate our homes. I came out of the door only to find the sniper’s bullet hit my palm. I collapsed. I am 83 yrs old and couldn’t get up. The commander came near me and kicked my groin. He said “get up you oldie!” I told him I was hurt and old to get up. He aimed his rifle at my ankle and fired. I don’t know where to go! Please suggest me a place to go and fend for myself.” After listening to his words only thing that lingers in my mind is the thought that earth is most stupid and the humans are the cruellest creatures in this entire universe. No doubt about it.

There are basically two types of Jews who came to Palestine explains Noam Chomsky “the one group of settlers are those who feel that Palestine is their holy land since the book mentions so and other than them no one have any right to occupy it. The other group of Jews are those who were promised extravagant lands and sums by the government so that they would live in Palestine. This made the influx of Jews into Palestine to double every 5 yrs. This accompanied with the barbaric torture and killing of Palestinians by the Israeli armed forces reduced the Palestinian population to mere 4 million from 7.5 million in 1950s while the Israeli population jumped to 9 million in just 2 decades. “

The other facts are more disgusting! Israel is the only country to have violated each and every treaty or law enforced by UN Security council on many instances and US has vetoed more than 40 times to save Israel from getting charged in UN court of law! Adding to this, Israel has 400 tanks and millions of weapons when Palestine has only ZERO tank and the Hamas have to steal the weapons from Israelis! Of course US have branded Hamas as terrorist organisation!

At the end, an Israeli social worker says “We have evolved to be human now! Some of our soldiers have refused to serve in this uprising; even some of the army officers supply weapons to Palestinians to defend themselves. We have strengthened our campaign to provide water supply and food to Palestinians”. I am genuinely surprised to find an Israeli organisation called “Organisation against Home Demolition”!

A question still lingers in my mind! Are Israelis human? Why would Jews being the purest breed of Christians amount to such acts of extreme barbarism in name of GOD when Christianity is least fundamental (in fact liberal) compared to other religions on earth?

I am forever indebted to the writers and directors of this documentary for creating such a wonderful thing amidst high risk! The only thing that spoiled my mood at the end of the show was a group discussion initiated by the organisers discussing this issue as if it was happening in neighbouring area and they could approach municipal council about it! Far more worse is when someone stands up and says “We as Indians have to do something about it! We are secular and peace loving nation. We should force our govt to take initiatives and help them”. Huh! A dumb ending to intelligent play!